The Steroid Olympics
The recent story about Floyd Landis using drugs to win the Tour de France is the latest big deal in the sports community. So the guy had some extra testosterone in him, who hasn’t at one point?
Landis came by l’avant poste and had this to say,
“I have more testosterone in my blood because i’m twice the man those half-fruity french will ever be.”
And well, everyone just shrugged their shoulders and had to agree.
Personally, i’ve always wanted to see a ‘super-human‘ olympics. The total and complete opposite of the special olympics, where steroid/drug use is not only allowed, but encouraged! and i mean every single drug! Let the pot heads have their race, they won’t get very far, but who cares! It’ll prove a point and be fun to watch!
Imagine:
And in the steroid pole vault – let’s see how high a man can reeeally jump. Let’s put human abilities to the test, and max them out. If Lance Armstrong can circle around France and win 6 times with only one nut and a country musicgirlfriend, imagine what Dwayne Wade can do with 1300mg of roids in him…he’d jump OVER France baby!
Then we could even begin to challenge the other animals! I’d tuur a tiger up in jiu-jitsu if i had some speed or pcp in me. the possibilities are endless.
- a coccaine footrace
- a marijuana eating competition
- steroid weightlifting
- and a heroin “Blaaah-a-thon”
Hi, my name is Barry Bonds and I give this idea two thumbs up!
aop1980.com Topless, but now decent!
July 31, 2006 by Anil P.
Filed under Pictures and Video
We’ve changed our “top” here at aop1980 – that little image above was taken by aop1980 in the flesh. Although most of our editors here prefer topless, we’ve got to keep things work safe, but change our tops we will as events happen and people go places. All tops will be from real people…no Photoshop’d top allowed.
A Googleesque idea – tops will remain up until we see fit to change em’. Find out more on the latest top here!
stoopid.
July 28, 2006 by peaceluvbug00
Filed under Travel
for some reason aol has decided to be retarded and i can’t log in to my email 
it’s driving me crazy so i have decided to share that with the world. thank you and have a splendid day full of emails. 
News of the Day: Lance Bass is Gay!
July 28, 2006 by peaceluvbug00
Filed under Travel
yes, i know it rhymes. totally intentional… DUH. um if you were/are an ‘NSYNC teeny-bopper, this news is for you. my life now has no meaning. i’m a lost former-teeny-bopper. for more go here: http://aop1980.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=167#167
