The Steroid Olympics
The recent story about Floyd Landis using drugs to win the Tour de France is the latest big deal in the sports community. So the guy had some extra testosterone in him, who hasn’t at one point?
Landis came by l’avant poste and had this to say,
“I have more testosterone in my blood because i’m twice the man those half-fruity french will ever be.”
And well, everyone just shrugged their shoulders and had to agree.
Personally, i’ve always wanted to see a ‘super-human‘ olympics. The total and complete opposite of the special olympics, where steroid/drug use is not only allowed, but encouraged! and i mean every single drug! Let the pot heads have their race, they won’t get very far, but who cares! It’ll prove a point and be fun to watch!
Imagine:
And in the steroid pole vault – let’s see how high a man can reeeally jump. Let’s put human abilities to the test, and max them out. If Lance Armstrong can circle around France and win 6 times with only one nut and a country musicgirlfriend, imagine what Dwayne Wade can do with 1300mg of roids in him…he’d jump OVER France baby!
Then we could even begin to challenge the other animals! I’d tuur a tiger up in jiu-jitsu if i had some speed or pcp in me. the possibilities are endless.
- a coccaine footrace
- a marijuana eating competition
- steroid weightlifting
- and a heroin “Blaaah-a-thon”
Hi, my name is Barry Bonds and I give this idea two thumbs up!
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Dan (11)
maaan testosterone-mestosterone… with or without steroids tour de france is effing hard. so what if he got some help… i’d cheat too, dammit! haha