Since peaceluvbug is out there in the Swissland also known as Switzerland, I thought I’d share will all of you this story I cam across. Apperently, Swiss hikers are horny for cows, so new laws had to be put in place.
Keep your distance. Avoid eye contact. And even if it looks cute, never hug a Swiss cow.
Responding to numerous ?reports of unpleasant meetings between hikers and cattle? along Switzerland?s picture-perfect Alpine trails this summer, the Swiss Hiking Federation has laid down a few ground rules.
?Leave the animals in peace and do not touch them. Never caress a calf,? according to the group?s guidance, posted on the Web site www.swisshiking.ch.
Full story, mooooo!