I’m Not in this Week’s Police Report

I checked the latest police report for my county and alas I am not in it. I thought I’d check to see if there was any mention of a stolen purse around my area to perhaps get an idea of why the police showed up at my door twice last week in the middle of the night.

In the past when I’ve had to pull up the good ol’ police report I’ve found that it takes the coppers 2-3 weeks before any gets updated. I’ll keep you posted if I find anything else. Just to keep myself occupied I was thinking of calling the (hot) police lady to see if she’d tell me anything.

Or ask me on a date.

Probably not, right?

Yeah, I didn’t think so 😕

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Ok, I’ll just forget about it, I could just be stirring up trouble, I don’t like to confront authority, I prefer to undermine it.