This is a true story and everyone has at least one little Asian friend. I read this on the BBC this morning:

A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job.

He told investigators three mystic dwarves – Armand, Luis and Angel – had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.

We here at L’avant Poste were able to get the kind judge to stop by and chat, here’s a picture:

Am I another guy in the Western world picking on a third world country? Well yea, so sue me 🙂

You can read the full article here.

Also, I recently heard audio from a Filipino porno on the Howard Stern show the other morning…it was too funny, I’m working on getting that streaming on aop1980.com, stay tuned!

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