Nicole Richie was arrested early Monday for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, authorities said.

You know this can’t be true, cause a beer has more than 5 calories. Unless she was drunk on oxygen or high on life that b*tch ain’t ingesting anything more that a few molecules at a time.

Oh, snap!

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