The first words we learn in a foreign language are usually hello, how are you, and grandfather fucker. Let’s face it, the curse words aren’t too far behind the basics. Cracked has compiled a list of the 9 most devastating and an explanation for each.

  • “Stick your hand in my ass and jerk off with my shit” – Romanian cursing is a bawdy, imaginative mix of the perverse and the profane.

The article also provides you with backup phrases in case you really want to dish the dirt on an annoying waiter (after they serve you your food of course). Which are your favorite you’ve heard along your travels?

Thanks Chris!

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