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This Scared Me

When I read it in the paper the other day:

Bush told a group of conservative journalists that he notices more open expressions of faith among people he meets during his travels, and he suggested that might signal a broader revival similar to other religious movements in history. Bush noted that some of Abraham Lincoln’s strongest supporters were religious people “who saw life in terms of good and evil” and who believed that slavery was evil. Many of his own supporters, he said, see the current conflict in similar terms.

“A lot of people in America see this as a confrontation between good and evil, including me,” Bush said during a 1 1/2 -hour Oval Office conversation on cultural changes and a battle with terrorists that he sees lasting decades.

Popeye Is In The Hospital

Yes that is right. Late breaking news from L’avant Poste. Due to the recent recall of spinach in the United States many grocery stores have tossed their stash of spinach. Most people can do without, but as this report goes to show – our favorite sailorman might not make it.

Popeye is currently on ventilators and could only say this.

Err…I can’t even toot me own whistle. I is not the sailorman I used to be. Not only that but the message I’ve been spreading about spinach for over 20 years may be ruined.

And I think Oliveoil may be preparing for a divorce. Without me forearms – I can’t whallop a nothin’.

Can Popeye be saved? Will the E.Coli crisis end in time? It’s not looking good.

Superman had this to say,

I’m just a freak from another planet and I eat whatever the hell I like. Screw Popeye. Can he burn things with his eyes or urinate with enough force to pierce rock?

That’s what a superhero does. He pierces things with his urine – end of story.

Weird.

Make Sure You Take Your One-A-Day

I’ll be headed out as many of you know at the end of the month. Nooo, I’m not commiting suicide, I’m going overseas to Switzerland, Italy, and Turkey. I’ll be blogging my little heart out while I’m over there – except with pen and paper for most of my trip.

Why’s that?

Well because I won’t have accesss to the Internet, phone, or world for that matter for 90% of my trip. But I have prepared at least one post per day for you guys, so the well at L’avant Poste doesn’t run dry.

Other editors will be around to keep things fresh too. More details coming soon before I go.

How Do You Take Out the Terminator?

Shoot him?

No.

Run away from him?

No.

Blow him up with a bazooka?

No.

What then Timmy?

You hack him.

  • Eat that Arnold!

The Democratic rival to California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger acknowledged that his aides were responsible for obtaining a controversial audio file, in which the Governator was heard disparaging members of other races, in a move that has led to allegations of Web site hacking. A source close to Angelides told CNET News.com that it was possible to ‘chop’ off the Web links and visit the higher-level ‘http://speeches.gov.ca.gov/dir/’ directory, which had the controversial audio recording publicly viewable. No password was needed, the source said.”

As an aside, the California Highway Patrol is running the investigation…hmmm?

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