ok a little military bird told me that johnny depp may be getting married… for real. and of course he’s marrying me, DUH! 🙂 just kidding [unfortunately]. this probably isn’t the mosssst reliable source, but how unreliable can it possibly be? 🙂 check it out… maybe they’ll get married in 2 weeks while i’m close by in Nice! that’d be SO cool. It says they’re getting married in Plan de la Tour which is where they live… check out how close that is to Nice 😀 😀

From none other than my uncle. A Banana BT-2 Guitar Tuner (that still works).

Wonder if this is true for motorcycles as well?

Cyclists who wear protective helmets are more likely to be knocked down by passing vehicles, new research from Bath University suggests.

It just goes to show if you are a wimp and wear a helmet, you’ll be taken out.

I discovered this hair at the age of 25. Some other people have in fact noticed this anomaly that exists on my scalp. Of course at the moment I have no hair as I am running around in the mud somewhere (hehe wonder if I am, wrote this a few weeks ago) 😉

Ok, well here is the good news – I did some math that’s making things look pretty good for my brown locks.

• 1 hair at the age of 25.
• The average human head has 150,000 hairs.

Therefore I calculate that at this rate it will take 3 million 750 thousand years before I go completely grey and by that time they will have cured it.
Yes, there is a potential margin of error – I did not include beard or “other” hairs. However I can shave any of those affected areas.

Phew… ❗

Use and abuse!

I don’t give a damn!

Je m’en fiche!

Slightly more vulgar – in keeping with L’avant Poste tradition:

I don’t give a f-!

Je m’en branle!