Materazzi [that dude in blue getting owed in the picture] told Gazzetta dello Sport that Zidane’s sister was the subject [of the smack that earned him a one-way flight to getting owned].

I was tugging his shirt, he said to me ‘if you want my shirt so much I’ll give it to you afterwards,’ I answered that I’d prefer his sister.

I didn’t even know he had a sister before all this happened.

I’m sure he does now.

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