No, no…not him – that was a stingray remember?
I read this today and almost spit my coffee out laughing.
Florida sheriff’s deputies jumped into a dark lake and pulled a naked man from the jaws of an alligator early Wednesday, authorities said.
Four deputies waded through waist-deep mud, wrestled the man free and pulled him about 40 yards back to shore to a waiting ambulance, Judd said.
“He was totally naked,” Judd said of the victim, identified as 45-year-old Adrian Apgar.
“He admitted that he’d been smoking crack cocaine. But still, it’s a human life,” Judd said at a news conference. “Our deputies don’t ask questions, they respond and they save people.”