Cell phone contracts are much like Iraqi death sentences, there is simply no way out and no hope for appeal. There is an out for Verizon customers who need to cancel their contracts before moving to Italy to stalk George Clooney or for regular folk who aren’t necessarily travelers but like those fancy Cingular phones.

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If you’re ready to end your Verizon service, put on your mean face and give them a call at 800) 922-0204. Ask if the text message rate change applies to you. If it does, read them the “Our Rights to Make Changes” section. Repeat. They’ll probably fight you on this, but hang in there. Ask for a supervisor. Escalate. You can do it! You have until March 1, 2007 to end your service.

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