For real.

Somewhere along the line, the three guys who came up with the “Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy” got busted by copyright law and had to change the design and the name of the toy, because Michael Vick’s likeness and name really belongs to the NFL.

Not to worry. The new “Vick’s Dog Chew Toy” is on its way.

Yup, pup! Ebay sellers are already taking a bite out of your human’s credit card, while bids are as high as $71, as of this writing, for a toy advertised as the “Michael Vick Dog Chew Toy.”

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