Monkeys are like drunken hooligans. Read the article, it’s great – here’s a quote:

“The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us,” said Mrs Njeri.

The villagers tried dressing up like men, but the monkeys didn’t buy it. Um, duh!

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