Otherwise this will happen:

I wish this picture could capture what a mess this created.

I decided to be productive today, you know the weekend and all, so I decided to do some cleaning. During the cleaning process I thought to myself,

boy, those pillows haven’t been cleaned in a long er…they’ve never been cleaned!

So I asked myself, “how do you clean pillows?” Well, “just like everything else! In the laundry machine!” Well be advised that if you do this, all of the stuff that is in the pillow will be outside of the pillow, and you’ll have a bigger mess than when you started 😳

This is why I believe the educational system is flawed – I should have been taught this in school. What?? You say that I should have already known? Well, I didn’t – and bet you didn’t know either, at least until now!

🙄

I checked the latest police report for my county and alas I am not in it. I thought I’d check to see if there was any mention of a stolen purse around my area to perhaps get an idea of why the police showed up at my door twice last week in the middle of the night.

In the past when I’ve had to pull up the good ol’ police report I’ve found that it takes the coppers 2-3 weeks before any gets updated. I’ll keep you posted if I find anything else. Just to keep myself occupied I was thinking of calling the (hot) police lady to see if she’d tell me anything.

Or ask me on a date.

Probably not, right?

Yeah, I didn’t think so 😕

Ok, I’ll just forget about it, I could just be stirring up trouble, I don’t like to confront authority, I prefer to undermine it.