The Way Not to Get Beat Up

As I was leaving the MCI Center the other night on my way to my car past this restaurant…

I see a smaller guy getting thrown like a little rag doll to the ground by some other bar patron. The little guy (on the ground), after being thrown like a little bitch began whining –

Why! Why did you do that?? Why???

The other guy said standing over him in a real cool way,

’cause I can.

And then just walked away.
Brought to you by, “How Not to React After You Are Thrown to the Ground Like a Little Bitch“. Next time buddy, get up and punch the dude, or at least kick him in the nuts and run away (like a little bitch – though better than crying like one).