In case you don’t know what this post is about, here is the background and Part 1.

You may have never thought about it so I’ll pose the question to you – what would you bring with you to the army? This is a question that is more difficult to answer than it would seem. Even though there is this list (in Turkish) I had no idea how much or little to bring. The list covers things such as razors and toothpaste *duh* but doesn’t cover one rather important item.


I wish someone had told me that as I ran into the bathroom after the first day desperately trying to keep my feces inside of myself.

I’ll leave the rest of this to the comments…and try to save what little dignity I have 😛