so the cousin and i decided to visit the National Geographic Society Museum. quite frankly, i didn’t even know it existed, but i’m glad we went because it was pretty cool. basically there was an exhibit on the crusades with a lot of displays and there was another section devoted to football [soccer]! that was pretty cool– there were photographs from all over the world (turkey included!)

anyhoo, outside and in the next building, the photographs of Reza Deghati are featured. My cousin and I spotted a picture taken in Turkey, so naturally we went to check it out. So while we’re reading the caption, this lady sitting near us (with her hubby) starts talking… she REEKED of alcohol. And her speech was SO slurred– it was funny. She couldn’t read, so she was asking us to read the caption for her and explain to her what it meant. Even I was having trouble reading because the smell of the most likely hard liquor was?getting to my head. hahaha ok if she couldn’t read, what the helllllllllllll was she doing at National Geographic? I guess she was just looking at the pictures…lol Oh how I love D.C. 🙂

The recent story about Floyd Landis using drugs to win the Tour de France is the latest big deal in the sports community. So the guy had some extra testosterone in him, who hasn’t at one point?

Landis came by l’avant poste and had this to say,

“I have more testosterone in my blood because i’m twice the man those half-fruity french will ever be.”

And well, everyone just shrugged their shoulders and had to agree.

Personally, i’ve always wanted to see a ‘super-human‘ olympics. The total and complete opposite of the special olympics, where steroid/drug use is not only allowed, but encouraged! and i mean every single drug! Let the pot heads have their race, they won’t get very far, but who cares! It’ll prove a point and be fun to watch!

Imagine:

And in the steroid pole vault – let’s see how high a man can reeeally jump. Let’s put human abilities to the test, and max them out. If Lance Armstrong can circle around France and win 6 times with only one nut and a country musicgirlfriend, imagine what Dwayne Wade can do with 1300mg of roids in him…he’d jump OVER France baby!

Then we could even begin to challenge the other animals! I’d tuur a tiger up in jiu-jitsu if i had some speed or pcp in me. the possibilities are endless.

• a coccaine footrace
• a marijuana eating competition
• steroid weightlifting
• and a heroin “Blaaah-a-thon”

Hi, my name is Barry Bonds and I give this idea two thumbs up!

for some reason aol has decided to be retarded and i can’t log in to my email 🙁 it’s driving me crazy so i have decided to share that with the world. thank you and have a splendid day full of emails. 🙂