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The Top 10 Fictional Characters To Take A Road Trip With

This post is a part of Geek Takeover Week 2012.

Your companions can really make or break a road trip. The bad wearing you down to the mental capacity of Brad Pitt’s character in 12 Monkeys. People who drive us crazy while we’re driving make for torturous rides but passengers who are simply crazy fulfill the psychotic balance required to happily road trip for hours.

These are the top 10 characters from science-fiction, fantasy, and imagination that would make any long car ride anything but forgetful.

10. Bellatrix Lestrange (Harry Potter)

Bellatrix Lestrange

Imagine the benefits of having an evil witch sitting in your car the next time you’re on a highway with a tailgater right up your bumper. Or someone driving half the speed limit in front of you. Or [insert favorite driver pet peeve here].

9. Captain Jack Sparrow

I bet there are a number of you who would love to have Johnny Depp sitting in your passenger seat but I can see Captain Jack’s improvisational skills coming in very handy if you get pulled over for speeding. Although there’s an equal chance it might just land you in jail – part of the fun I suppose.

8. Bumblebee (Transformers)

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I could as easily put Optimus Prime here instead but he’s just so damn serious. Bumblebee also happens to be more eco-friendly and I don’t think would complain as much if asked to drive all night while I get some sleep.

7. Riddler (Batman)

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We’ve all tried to invent verbal games 6 hours into a long night of driving and most of them end in one of several ways: thinking your game is stupid, thinking the person you’re playing with is stupid, or believing you’re an idiot for even trying. A least the Riddler’s brain teasers won’t let you down. (So long as it’s not the Jim Carrey version of Riddler. If it is, leave him by the side of the road and don’t look back.)

6. Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko)

No, I don’t mean Captain Benjamin Sisko, the role he played on Deep Space 9; I’m talking about the actor Avery Brooks. He’s not fictional but he is way out there. Every time I listen to him speak I wonder if I’m hearing something so profound I’m too stupid to understand it or if he’s been drinking a little too much prophet juice. A few hours on a road trip would be one step toward clearing that up.

5. Garak (Deep Space 9)

While I’d want to hit the road with Avery Brooks over Captain Sisko, the constantly lying, manipulating Garak is the fictional character from that show perfect for road trip intrigue. The only drawback being he may kill you, make it look like an accident, and steal your car.

4. Nancy Botwin (Weeds)

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From soccer mom to drug dealer this woman is constantly complicating her life in a way that’s bizarrely seductive to watch. With Nancy in the car you’ll either hear some amazing tales or get conned into her next sketchy plan. Whichever happens, it’s a win.

3. Paul

An alien who drinks, parties, and has a dirty sense of humor makes for good company. Plus the constant threat of government pursuit helps break up the monotony of driving long hours while giving you a great excuse to go well over the speed limit.

2. Ellen Ripley

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You tired? Ripley doesn’t care. Need to stop for a snack? Ripley thinks you’re a sissy. Have to pee so bad you’ve got cramps in your abdomen? Ripley’s seen worse.

1. Borat

Aside from being ridiculous and hilarious, Borat’s naivety allows him to expose people’s inner thoughts and philosophies inconspicuously. He does things and asks questions you or I probably never would, somehow making him a clever anthropologist. Very nice!

Who do you wish could be in the passenger seat the next time you get in an automobile for a road adventure? What qualities make your fictional characters fun to ride with? Psychosis, magic powers, lots of gas money? I want to hear who makes your top 10 in the comments below!

“And I Must Follow If I Can”: Three Fictional Worlds That Make Me Travel

This post is a part of Geek Takeover Week 2012 and written by my special geek guest author, Mike Sowden. Mike is a British writer and blogger with a special brand of geekiness he brings to his site Fevered Mutterings.

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I started traveling because I wanted to find Middle Earth.

Ridiculous, I know.

But I’ve grown up a lot since then – and now I’m hunting for Middle-Earth, Westeros, Morrowind, Skyrim, Azeroth, Icewind Dale, Barsoom, Utopia, Oz and the Discworld. (My reasons for traveling haven’t changed – I’ve just read more…and now I’m a videogames geek as well as a bookworm).

Look behind the reasons people travel and you’ll find a lot of imaginary landscapes. It’s telling that a perennial favorite travel quote on social media is a quote from Lord Of The Rings (check out no. 35 here). The urge to travel is born in the imagination, and imaginations are stirred by fiction.

Here are three fictional worlds that make me restless to see more of my own.

sand duneDesert Planet

It’s astounding that Frank Herbert’s Dune is almost half a century old. Mauled by the excesses of David Lynch’s film-making in 1984 and by two interesting but flawed SyFy miniseries in 2000 & 2003, Dune is still waiting for its definitive screen adaption – and US cable network HBO would be perfect for the job because Dune is science fiction’s Game Of Thrones. It’s brutal, sexual, subtle, cerebral, politically messy and played out over a galactic empire of mind-boggling scale – but the focus is a single planet with a unique ecosystem.

Arrakis. Dune. Desert planet.

Dear HBO:

Dune has been luring people to the world’s desert regions for the last half-century. For geeks – you know, those people who run half our planet these days – it’s the Western nerd-appeal of the Northern Sahara, Jordan’s Wadi Rum, the land outside Dubai and anywhere else in the world that drifting sand covers the horizon. In Frank Herbert’s original six-part Dune sequence (let’s skip quickly over the recent prequels written by other people), desert was a backdrop to science fiction’s first real epic: the political fall of a noble house, the betrayal and brutalizing of an honourable people and the revenge of an orphaned son with a unique, messianic connection with the land…

Oh, come on, HBO. You know this already. George RR Martin cites Dune as one of his influences, and you love that guy right now. Consider this: with Dune, not only do you hook the current generation of geeks, you get everyone else as well, right back to Old Grandpa Geek with his Star Trek The Original Series box-sets on VHS. You also get to film in some of the world’s most evocative landscapes, and get to fictionally populate them with some of literature’s hardiest, bloodiest people to ever wield a crys-knife.

Dune is all about desert. Deserts cover one-third of our planet and form some of the world’s remaining unexplored wildernesses. Want to go down in history as the makers of a TV series that birthed a million globe-trotters? Make Dune.

  • Starting point: Dune – Frank Herbert

Island World

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Staying with crappily-adapted works of fiction – it can’t be easy being Ursula K LeGuin. She’s spent a career writing some of the most beautiful and gnarly speculative fiction of the 20th Century, winning five Hugos and six Nebulas and influencing the likes of Salman Rushdie and Neil Gaiman. And when someone finally adapts her most famous work, they make this – leading LeGuin to post an article at Slate.com subtitled “how the Sci Fi Channel wrecked my books”. Wince.

Earthsea (the world, not the pea-brained TV series) consists of a colossal archipelago of hundreds of islands surrounded by a boundless sea. Its people are ethnically diverse but tend towards dark, reddish skin, because LeGuin is sick of fantasy adaptations populated only by Caucasians (j’accuse, Tolkien). The economy is maritime (read: there’s fish everywhere) and the tech level is…well, that’s a good question, because this is a land of magic. Magic is this world’s nuclear power: it keeps society turning, but most people would prefer to know nothing about how and why that happens. Magic users are revered, but from a distance – because when they go into melt-down, they’re everyone’s problem.

I’ve been to Earthsea. I’ve briefly worked there, as an archaeologist, helping excavate a farmstead and its fishing station on the coast of a remote island. It’s a haunting place…and it’s called Orkney, Shetland and the Western Isles. It’s no stretch at all to transpose the events of LeGuin’s Earthsea books on the islands north and west of Scotland, as much Scandinavian (Norse, or “Viking) as anything else. Go there with the books in your hands, and go in search of magic. You may just find it.

The Future Of Travel

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Imagine a rocky, dusty plane under a rust-coloured sky. It’s cold (cold enough to kill you in seconds) and it’s drier than Death Valley. Right now, the very second you’re reading this, a wheeled robot the size of a car is sitting in the middle of it. In the distance looms a mountain, 5 kilometres high. The rock-strewn ground is bare of footprints or tracks of any kind – because no human beings have ever set foot in this place. They still haven’t – yet here we all are, millions of us, peering out through the cameras of this robot sat 500 million kilometres away, on Mars.

You may have heard the news.

The Red Planet has held Western literature’s imagination since HG Wells turned it into the Solar System’s fortress of evil. It’s not our closest neighbour, but it’s certain the most hospitable (Venus is so hot that lead would melt at ground level – if it wasn’t dissolved by the airborne sulphuric acid before it got there). It’s still unwelcoming enough to kill anyone without a space-suit – something Ray Bradbury got very wrong – but it holds the potential to be humanity’s new home, some day.

Author Kim Stanley Robinson spent a decade imagining how we might do that, and then he turned his best guess into a trilogy of novels. Not only did they win awards and sell in barrowloads, they also used some of NASA’s best guesses on how we might get onto another planet in order to stay there. The technology is convincing and undoubtedly not too far from what future manned Mars missions will be relying on…but the real star of the books is, unsurprisingly, Mars itself.

Imagine a volcano so tall (22 km from sea level) it touches the edge of space. Imagine a canyon 7 km deep – in comparison, the Grand Canyon is just 1.8 km deep – and 4,000 km long, the distance between New York & San Francisco. Imagine a planet half Earth’s size but with the same amount of dry land – because there are no seas, anywhere.

OK, stop imagining. Because all these things are real. They’re awaiting future generations of globetrotters, people who go off-world to go RTW, to places on a scale so vast our planet can’t accommodate them. Mars is the future of travel, and our imaginations are exploring it already.

Hey, HBO, if you have any money left over after making Dune, well, there’s this series of books about Mars that….oh, ok, yes, I’ll shut up.

  • Starting point: Red Mars – Kim Stanley Robinson

[photos by: Mike Sowden (Orkney), NASA/Twitpic (Mars Curiosity), Hamed Saber (Sand dune)]

Thank you again Mike for being a part of and contributing to my first Geek Takeover Week. You can all catch up with Mike on his blog, Fevered Mutterings and find him on Twitter, Facebook, and Google+.

8 Canceled Sci-Fi Series You Could (And Should) Marathon On Your Next Insanely Long Layover

This post is a part of Geek Takeover Week 2012.

I often find myself in long overnight layovers at various airports around the world. The key to getting through them is patience and planning to keep yourself occupied – without wasting money on kilo of junk at the convenience store. A long layover is a good chance to catch up or introduce yourself to television you may have missed before it got canceled. In no particular order these are some of the geekiest best seasons of science-fiction that had abrupt ends you can download, watch, and wonder why they were ever taken off the air.

1. Firefly – All 14 Episodes

Joss Whedon (director of Avengers) created a universe that takes place mainly on the star-ship “Serenity,” where a group of humans who arrive in a distant star system. The planets and moons in that system form a mix of colonized, partially allied, and lawless worlds that are both visually and politically intriguing. In hindsight, Firefly is easily one of the most boggling cancellations in sci-fi television (aside from the original Star Trek). Although Firefly lasted only 14 episodes, Whedon was able to resolve the story with the feature film Serenity.

firefly dvdFirefly: The Complete Series

2. Sliders – Season 1

University student and genius Quinn Mallory (played by Jerry O’Connell) builds a device that allows him to jump between quantum realities. Something goes wrong (as they tend to) and he, along with a group of 3 others, get lost jumping from reality to reality as they try to get back home. Along the way they encounter worlds where America had lost the Revolutionary War; in another, men are heavily discriminated against by women. Sliders is fun and interesting but takes a furious dive off a creative cliff mid-way during the second season; so best not to spent another layover watching season 2 unless you want to experience chest pain.

Sliders: Season 1

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3. Star Trek: Enterprise – Season 4

Although the entire run of Enterprise is severely underrated among Trekkies, when the show was taken over in its fourth and final season by Manny Coto (current producer of Dexter) it became one of the best seasons of any Star Trek. Coto is a massive fan of Star Trek and it shows – most episodes feeling like stories I would love to have written and tell. Yes, the abrupt final episode is terrible but once you’re done with season 4, read what Coto had planned for season 5 to let your inner-geek shed a tear.

star trek enterprise season 4Star Trek Enterprise – The Complete Fourth Season

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4. Gargoyles – Season 2

It’s generally rare to see animated series that are dark, intelligent, and serialized but Gargoyles is all of those things. Basically the show is about a group of noble gargoyles that were turned into stone hundreds of years ago. A magic spell brings them back to life in present-day New York; although they return to stone during the daylight hours. A story that sounds ridiculous as I write these words but trust me: if you like sci-fi and fantasy with a heavy dose of Shakespeare (plus Star Trek: The Next Generation cast member voices) you’ll enjoy Gargoyles.

gargoyles season 2Gargoyles – Season Two, Vol. 1

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5. Quantum Leap – Season 1

I suppose it’s pretty clear by now I like the theme of alternate realities and the stories that can be told by manipulating them. We all question “what if” about the past from time to time and Quantum Leap is a show about just that. The show follows a loose arc and in each episode Dr. Sam Beckett (Scott Bakula) jumps into a new role to right a wrong in that person’s life. The acting is superb and each new reality is refreshing and unexpected as you watch from one episode to the other, especially during the first season.

quantum leap season 1Quantum Leap: Season 1

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6. Dinosaurs – Season 1

There is a silly, sarcastic tone to Muppet-humor and Dinosaurs has its own brand of that beloved tradition. The show was originally conceptualized by Jim Henson – getting away with social commentary that only an animatronic-talking-dinosaur-head can. Dinosaurs had a certain edgy sarcasm that seemed to gradually dull after the first season, making it the one to watch so you can truly capture its essence. More than most of the other shows on this list, Dinosaurs is one that’s visually attractive to very young children you may be traveling with.

dinosaurs season 1Dinosaurs – The Complete First and Second Seasons

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7. Batman Animated Series – Season 1

batman animated series characters

I used to draw comic book art when I was younger (and even sold a few as a teenager) so I was struck by the drawing style of Batman: The Animated Series when I first caught up with it. Aside from being instantly recognizable with its unique animation, The Animated Series has a very dark tone is true to Bruce Wayne himself. Some of the episodes throughout the series’ run border on being plain trippy as the writers pushed the limits early on. The second season introduces Robin, who sucks the life out of any Batman creation for me; and turns Batman into a curmudgeon babysitter rather than psychotic crime-fighter.

batman animated seriesBatman: The Animated Series, Volume One (DC Comics Classic Collection)

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8. Bonus: Deep Space 9 – Selected Episodes

Star Trek: DS9 was never canceled but during it’s original 1993-99 run but it was really crapped on by fans at the time. Whereas Enterprise’s season 4 is one of the best standalone Trek set of episodes, DS9 is the best series from beginning to end. (TNG fans who disagree, go watch season 1 and 2 of that series again.) Of all the Star Trek shows, DS9 is the one that non-sci-fi fans are most likely to enjoy. These are some of my favorite episodes from season 1-7 that will hook you in to finding out how the entire story ends.

Which Shows Would Be On Your Long-Layover List?

I haven’t watched every single sci-fi series and don’t gravitate toward the fantasy genre in the same way. So, you may be shouting at the screen right now at some obvious omission I’ve made. (Dr. Who immediately comes to mind.) I’d like to hear your suggestions for some specific seasons of science-fiction, comic, or fantasy shows you’d recommend to make the time fly by the next time we’re stuck at the airport waiting for our next flight.

What shows would you geek out on happily – making a part of you wish your next flight is actually a bit delayed?

Geek Takeover Week On foXnoMad 2012

A special thanks to the assimilated Eric Hall. Humans reading via email, you’ll need to click this link to view the video above.

Welcome To The First-Ever Geek Takeover Week On foXnoMad

You may be asking yourself what the frack geek week is on foXnoMad, why it’s been taken over and what does this hostage situation mean for this blog? I wanted to break up the long hot days of August with the nerdiest, loosely travel-related blog posts to inject into your geeky side this summer. Geek Takeover Week is a special one – with two extra posts this week for your pleasure. There will be a new dorky post every day this week with so much dork, there won’t be any new posts next week so you can recover.

I’m hoping to make Geek Takeover Week an annual event but I’ll let your nerdy sides be the judge of that. But, as the Borg said, resistance is futile.

Live Blogging: The 2012 Star Trek Convention In Las Vegas And Playing Roulette For You

Hi everyone and welcome to my first ever live blog. Officially things will get started at 11:45am Las Vegas time (PDT) and I’ll be blogging live until around 1:45pm. During that time I’ll be placing roulette bets for 8 of you who entered my giveaway and posting the results here (which should appear without you having to refresh the page). And in between, since I’m at the Las Vegas at a Star Trek Convention, I’ve decided to do some live blogging to give you a taste of what the universe of geek travel has to offer.

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That’s all for now. I hope you’ve been able to catch some of the bets as they were coming in live. I’ve got something special and new coming to foXnoMad next week I think you’ll enjoy. Have a great weekend and talk soon!

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One of the actors taking questions, telling stories, and talking with fans from this morning. It’s Garrent Wang (Harry Kim) from Star Trek Voyager. Saw him wondering around the blackjack tables last night.

garrent wang 2012 star trek convention

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Alright, now that the betting is over, I’m going to run around here to see if I can get some photos for you in the next 15 minutes

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So on the final bet, no luck for #7. Comes up 13. If we could only rearrange these numbers and bets we would have had 3 winners. But 1 out of 7 isn’t bad :)

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Here we go, money’s on 7 for Sara

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I wonder if I should let a few rolls pass to help Sara’s odds, although that’s not logical. There’s got to be a Vulcan around here to check with.

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I’ve got one more person to bet for. Sara your #7 came up once before but let’s see if the odds work miracles on you with a second showing

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I’m sorry CaliBackpacker, you lost. 31 was your number. But I won by getting another drink.

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A Klingon just walked behind me but missed him for a picture this time. I’m dying to catch some pictures of aliens gambling

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Click. Click. The sound of two chips being dropped on CaliBackpackers’ pick of #8

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Drink lady over there, I see you! Hey, it helped Cody. Maybe it does wonders for “CaliBackpacker”

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vendor room trek convention

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All of this live blogging may or may not be screwing up my site. I won’t know until much later as I’m headed to the vendors room to look at fun things to buy and take photos for next week.

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It’s so much easier playing with money without the stress of losing.

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I’ll be in touch with you Cody later this weekend. Ok, now we’re on to the next two. I’ve got to get up from the table for a moment to check my notes here without looking too weird. I bet the casino cameras are on wondering what I’m up to

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That I’m wondering if you’ve gotten because…BOOM! We’ve got a winner! Cody ‘s number 24 comes up! Now, that is a happy Friday :) Congratulations.

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A reminder that you shouldn’t need to refresh this page to see my updates

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I’ve got my on 33 for Alina, 13  for Agnes and 24 for Cody

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I’m going to mix things up and play the next 3 numbers for luck.

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And the pretty lady with free drinks brings me one. Guess it’s not too early!

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The few people who were at the table are now gone. Just me now

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Craig, fate gives you a 5

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It’s not too early for a drink is it?

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The ball lands on 28 :( I’m getting ready for the next spin. A 12 for Craig

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As the wheel slows down I’m realizing how hard it is to live blog and gamble at the same time

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Getting ready to play a 24 for “A Couple Travelers”…

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That went well, but just noticed times are off, I’ll fix that so they’re Las Vegas time PDT.

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All right, I’m about to run down to the convention to set up but first want to give this a test. See you soon!

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A red 7. Too bad that wasn’t Sara who’s playing 7 last today.

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Here we go, 15 for Jodi…and the wheel spins…

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This table looks promising. Words I’m sure spoken by many all day every day in the Rio Casino

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Ran into a Borg and Jem’hadar along the way to the tables

 

Star Trek Convention 2012

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Looking for a good table now, one that feels lucky.

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I’m at the computer and now ready to turn my cash into chips. First up will be Jodi, playing #15

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I’m at the computer and now ready to turn my cash into chips. First up will be Jodi, playing #15

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Ok, last test until later…

Two Places Outside Of The United States Where George W. Bush Is Surprisingly Popular

tbilisi georgiaAmerica’s 43rd president, George W. Bush, left office with a domestic approval rating of 22% and is the only living U.S. ex-president with a current rating under 50%. Bush’s international approval ratings weren’t wonderful either – which isn’t surprising to most of you – and made these places in the world a bit more unusual when I visited them.

What stood out even more was that these places weren’t Texas or in the United States at all. The first region is actually in a country where you’d expect George Dubya Bush to hardly be the most popular politician around.

The Kurdish Region Of Northern Iraq

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I’ve written before about the unrecognized Kurdish autonomous region in northern Iraq and the optimism brewing there. Although the second Iraq War is the source of many negative global attitudes towards Bush, this part of the world has greatly benefited from the toppling of Saddam Hussein’s regime. The area under the control of the Kurdish Regional Government (KRG) is in many ways its own country, flourishing without the oppression they once lived under.

If you’re wondering what it’s like to travel in northern Iraq, you might be surprised to hear when asked about the former president, people would emphatically say, “we love George Bush!” (With two glowing thumbs up.) Most of the Kurds I spoke with in northern Iraq credit Bush for initiating the control, stability, and improving conditions they find themselves in today. (Questions about Barrack Obama generally elicited a more neutral reaction, although their enthusiasm for America was none diminished.)

Georgia – The Country Not The State

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The former Soviet Republic where Stalin was born and his home enshrined in front of the museum dedicated to him doesn’t seem a likely candidate to have a good opinion of the least popular US president alive. Though you may begin to change your mind after arriving at Tbilisi Airport and take a cab into the heart of town – on George W. Bush highway.

Georgia is a country that’s made a remarkable political shift since its peaceful Rose Revolution in 2003. Shortly prior to that, the Bush administration sent an envoy to work out a plan for free elections. Though that plan was ultimately unsuccessful, the move added pressure in the inevitable ousting of Eduard Shevardnadze. The Bush administration strongly supported the Rose Revolution and Bush remains pragmatically popular in Georgia.

They Know They’re Not Sharing A Popular Opinion

Clearly these opinions in Iraq and Georgia aren’t uniform and individuals vary. While the Kurds enthusiastically and the Georgians calculatedly have praise for Bush, it’s within the context of their specific situations. In both places they made it clear to me they know that most people in the world don’t like Bush; and many noted they believed he’s made a mess of many international affairs. But for Georgians and those living in northern Iraq, Bush’s two terms worked out well for them. And they haven’t forgotten.

Have you been anywhere else where George Walker Bush was surprisingly popular – or not? I’d be interested to hear what other places you’ve been and would add to this list.

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